THIS IS GOLDEN
The most tender gaze.
me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean
me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up
why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok with it
sounds like you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep
I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
Everything in life is better now
no one eats blueberries faster…
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
